Manchester United have come up with a sure fire way of lifting the Premier League and Champions League this season. It’s top secret and it’s called SWAMPING
Month: August 2017
Dramatic cast change announced on the Great British Bake Off. The four presenters are the first to go home
Giant ghetto blasters are to be installed at Old Trafford following Jose Mourinho’s criticism that the Manchester United fans are not noisy enough.
Sunday League footballers were out celebrating last night, having learned they were to be paid £5k per week
Ex teacher turns his ice cream van into a mobile classroom for group tuition sessions
The 2017/18 Ashes series is to be held on Ramsay Street, the set of the Australian soap, Neighbours
£250 million is to be spent on creating white capped mountains and turquoise lakes to enhance British beauty spots