Channel 4 made an immediate decision to undertake a dramatic cast change following the first airing of the newly invented Great British Bake Off. The new Fab Four will amaze you!
Apparently Prue Leith has fallen out of favour following her advice to viewers to avoid the adverts by time-shifting or using ‘Catch Up’ tv. Talk about biting the hand that feeds her.
Paul Hollywood came across as being a bit too much like…well, Paul Hollywood.
Noel Fielding, surprisingly, seeing as he’s Ronnie Wood’s love child, lacked edge. A smooth, podgy face doesn’t really complement the statement of long, flowing locks. He needs bloodshot eyes, a few wrinkles and a day or two of stubble before anyone will ever take him seriously.
Sandi Toksvig was seen to have the look and personality of a G.P.’s receptionist and Channel 4 will be aware of how they are viewed by the great British public.
So what, you may ask, is the answer to this conundrum?
Get This! It’s official!
Bill Nighy for Paul Hollywood,
Judi Dench for Prue Leith.
The Chuckle Brothers for the two watsanames.
That should work, bring on the muffins.
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